(Apologies to Black Sabbath)
Pomeranian dog thinks big
Heart of a lion and legs of a war pig
With eyes of fire and claws of steel
He’s lookin’ for his next
Supersized meal
Pomeranian dog stands tall
He will run through thick brick walls
Pomeranian’s lethal blows
There’s only one killer Oreo
Pointy ears and a tail so fluffy
Oreo’s one hell of a puppy
He comes walking down the street
Concrete pounds from four furry big feet
Pigs might fly, but this is true
Stay away or he’ll “double tap” you
So keep your distance from his door
Or Oreo will rig you with C4
(Reprise)
Pomeranian dog thinks big
Heart of a lion and legs of a war pig
With eyes of fire and claws of steel
He’s lookin’ for his next
Supersized meal
(Thanks for listening!)
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